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  • Stevis
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    Originally posted by Bolthed View Post
    Some classics throughout this thread. Would love to see all of DannyBolt’s art, too. So good.

    Whatever happened to joeminus??
    Good question. Always enjoyed his contributions on the Sunshine, JV, and SPT boards

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  • Bolthed
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    Some classics throughout this thread. Would love to see all of DannyBolt’s art, too. So good.

    Whatever happened to joeminus??

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  • the_narrow_way
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    Originally posted by dannybolt View Post
    I humbly submit a few for the general board lexicon from recent times:
    So good. Thanks.

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  • dannybolt
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    I humbly submit a few for the general board lexicon from recent times:

    Matt Barzal's Game Star - For when Barzal played a completely invisible and inconsequential playoff game, yet was rewarded by the media over Lightning players who had dominated the game. (See Eddie Olczyk's Impartiality)

    Eddie Olczyk's Impartiality - his sucking off of Matt Barzal in the Islanders series (and related ignorance of a wildly superior Brayden Point) was an epically embarrassing example of impartiality

    Tyler Johnson's wrist - the breaking of which in 2015 apparently robbed TJ of not only his shot, but also his wheels, defensive and playmaking ability

    Stamkos' Legendary 2:47 - Nuff said

    #KillornDown - Gravity is a harsh mistress for Alex Killorn

    Dead Money Trio - meant to describe players who aren't living up to their contract terms. Rotating membership has included: Ryan Callahan (injured), Alex Killorn, Tyler Johnson (injured), Brayden Coburn, Matt Carle(?), Ondrej Palat (injured)

    Killorn's 20 Goals - once hit, ushered in an apocalyptic global pandemic and economic collapse
    Last edited by dannybolt; 10-14-2020, 02:17 PM.

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  • Alex
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    These are always fun.

    Callahan's Intangibles
    Bionic Leg of Stamkos
    Vasilevskiy's Name Change

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  • Sotnos
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    I just stumbled across this golden oldie - the explanation for "tomorrowseason" http://boltprospects.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3653

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  • njbolt12
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    Revenge for Downie - justification used for any sort of late hit / cheap shot / stick foul / punch against the Lightning's Steve Downie, a.k.a. as retaliation for his suspendable actions as a member of the Flyers. Revenge for Downie is not limited to players who were teammates of the injured parties during said incidents, and does not warrant a penalty. Usually followed by a gesture like this:
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  • njbolt12
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    Originally posted by jason_haas View Post
    Maxim Lapierre.
    Yes... I forgot Matt Cooke too, but you get the idea

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  • jason_haas
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    Originally posted by njbolt12 View Post
    Ref muscles - Kind of like beer muscles. The increase in perceived toughness, cheap gestures directed at the crowd and/or apparent willingness to fight when the presence of officials makes the likelihood of an altercation impossible. Players with ref muscles will often turtle when a fair fight presents itself. Prominent examples: Alexander Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby, Chris Neil, Sean Avery, Jarko Ruutu.
    Maxim Lapierre.

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  • Sotnos
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    Originally posted by njbolt12 View Post
    5mith - the post concussion version of the goaltender who stood on his head for the Lightning before 2009.
    This is too perfect (sadly enough)

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  • njbolt12
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    Ref muscles - Kind of like beer muscles. The increase in perceived toughness, cheap gestures directed at the crowd and/or apparent willingness to fight when the presence of officials makes the likelihood of an altercation impossible. Players with ref muscles will often turtle when a fair fight presents itself. Prominent examples: Alexander Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby, Chris Neil, Sean Avery, Jarko Ruutu.

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  • the_narrow_way
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    Those are made of WIN. Your avatar is great too.

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  • njbolt12
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    Drunken Crawl - Mike Smith's post-to-post movement on a penalty shot or breakaway.

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  • njbolt12
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    5mith - the post concussion version of the goaltender who stood on his head for the Lightning before 2009.

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  • jason_haas
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    Oh[lund] Face - The look and accompanying crowd noise when Mattias Ohlund decides to wreck someone's life (see Kessel, Phil)

    Dunno if you want to include this one but I came up with it when he clocked Zetterberg

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